offshoots: (THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING)
𝓡𝓞𝓑𝓘𝓝 "i eat bark" 𝓗𝓞𝓞𝓓 ([personal profile] offshoots) wrote in [personal profile] kykeon 2018-12-31 09:54 pm (UTC)

grabs my vacuum

[that's a job for a secretary or personal assistant, not a spymaster! the only thing he'll spy is how indulgent her writing is. especially if they're her poems.

if it's romantic, it's only because she's roman. if he's sensitive, it's only because he has ears and a tail that he isn't used to. kissing in a hallway isn't what he would call romantic. he would call it teenage. they're supposed to be thousands of years old, they're supposed to be dead but here they are.

shenanigans. sometimes he'd rather still be dead.

her Imperial Glower has no effect. neither does her small tantrum. it never has besides irritating him.]


Are you talking about yourself? I can behave just fine. [yeah, right. some things that he's done today proves otherwise.] I'm in the middle of finding someone to get rid of these, not being sensitive. Pardon me for wanting to stay on track. Besides, now that I'm your spymaster, you can't get all-- [he was going to say lovey-dovey but he doesn't like that. nothing with love. what's a better word?] clingy anymore.

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