ludia: ode to the beauty of the world (Default)
n e r o 🌹c l a u d i u s ([personal profile] ludia) wrote in [personal profile] kykeon 2018-10-10 01:27 pm (UTC)

[ sorry Robin, your ears are just too soft!!! even after they go back to being human, she might just have Master buy a fox-ear hairband for you.

but in the meantime. showdown with Tamamo-no-Mae. round one.

she answers the door in a loose silk robe and Nero gets the first strike - screaming in her face and barging her way into Tamamo's room. which smells so strongly of perfume and orchids that it constitutes the second strike, making Nero stumble back into the Robin she had dragged in after her. ]


UNDERHANDED TREACHERY! I always fashioned you a LOW-CLASS rat - but you assault a good-hearted man to come after me? [ jerking Robin around, exhibit one. ] You pursue my beloved Praetor but not enough - you must try and make every bedfellow of mine your plaything! SET THIS RIGHT OR I WILL STRING YOU FROM HERE TO PLUTO -

[ but if the surprise assault had an effect, it was only because like a sneaky sneak, Tamamo had been expecting it. plucking curlers out of her hair and her tail standing on in, she could shout right back into Nero's face. "THEY CALL YOU EMPEROR WHEN THEY SHOULD HAVE YOU AS THE JESTER! OUR HEART BELONGS ONLY TO OUR HUSBAND - not whatever trash you pull into your bed. WHICH should know, the flattery is appreciated, but you, English boy, should stick to birds and squirrels. BUT HOW DARE YOU AMBUSH US IN OUR HOME-!"

Nero draws her sword. Tamamo snaps her fingers.

they end up pulling at each other's hair instead. ]


Cheap prostibula!

- homewrecker! -

- reverse your curse or I shall unleash my full wrath! -

- Our handwork would have made his mangy tail and ears MATCH -

- so you ADMIT this is what you've done! -

- We told you We have no interest in your one night stands! -

- IT'S BEEN MORE THAN ONCE -

- and if you were not so blind and short you could have seen We were not responsible -

- TAKE THAT BACK I AM NOT SHORT -!

[ Elizabeth, who had been painting her nails on Tamao's bed, waves hello to Robin. ]

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