ludia: ode to the beauty of the world (Default)
n e r o 🌹c l a u d i u s ([personal profile] ludia) wrote in [personal profile] kykeon 2018-10-08 09:51 pm (UTC)

[ and here was Nero, on her way down to the kitchen because you know what sounded like a good idea for breakfast? that chocolate cake sitting in the fridge. the one with Marie's name on it but she's left it there for 24 hours and therefore it's free game.

so she's humming a song under her breath because, well, cake! she's not the only one in a good mood it seems. more than one person she's passed has had a huge grin cracking their face. but who cares? CAKE.

there are only a few steps away from the kitchen when the sunny morning turns into a horror movie. with a scream. high pitched and like an animal's been shot. or someone's found Blackbeard peeking into their shower.

and Nero breaks into a run. kicking open the doors to a kitchen with her sword materializing in her hand. charging in with a valiant battle cry because! defend humanity against all threats! is their mission!]


GET BACK YOU FOUL -

[ well the kitchen's destroyed. the liquor cabinet? decimated. and there's a greenish blur knocking over whatever had remained standing up as it spun around in a tizzy and Nero's already knocked it over before she realizes oh hey, it's Robin Hood! probably should have recognized him sooner what with the regular not-so-casual hookups but she had charged in blindly and filled with determination to protect Chaldera from the thing with -

- the

- tail?

so now she's knocked him flat on the ground along with the overturned chair, an immeasurable amount of crushed beer cans, and enough scotch that it could only be the result of Shakespeare and Andersen having gotten into another argument over poetry vs prose. Robin, looking like he's not sure whether to vomit or yell or do both all over her boots. and even before saying 'hello', Nero's squinting, tilting her head. why is his hair moving - oh holy shit that's not hair. those are very, very mobile moving cat ears and - oh god is this why he asked her to pretend to be a cat, she didn't know he was part cat, that wasn't part of the Robin Hood legend but then again it didn't say anything about Robin Hood fucking Roman Emperors and -

her fingers have to verify and touch them rather than, again. helping him up. they look so real, they couldn't possibly be a headband or -

!!! they're! s-so soft-!]


W-what have you done to yourself!?!

[ no fair if he has THREE noble phantasms and one allows him to grow fuzzy ears. soft, twitchy, fuzzy ears. and a tail (!!!!) that seems to be causing quite a bit of discomfort from being pinned under him pinned under her. maybe she should take her foot off his chest. ...she touches the ears again. nope. they don't come off. ]

Why have you turned yourself into a cat creature!?!

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